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Hey Jim (Hey Jude, but about Jim Carrey)

Hey Jim, don’t make it bad

Take a bad plot and make it better

Remember to always slip in a fart

Then you can start to make shit better

Hey Jim, don’t be so tame

You were made to be so much crazier

Remember to always make a big scene

Then you begin to make shit better

And anytime you feel insane, you are, s’okay

Don’t feel the need to be dramatic

For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool

And it just starts to make us all sick

Hey Jim, don’t wear a frown

Not unless it adds to the better

Remember give it your best shot

That humor will start to make shit better

So let it out and show that grin, hey Jim begin

You better make a big gut buster

And don’t you know you’re getting judged, hey Jim, don’t budge

Give them all the comedy you can muster.

Hey Jim, don’t make it bad

Take a bad plot and make it better

Remember to always slip in a fart

Then you can start to make shit better

Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jim...

Dances Moves on Jaeger (Moves Like Jagger, but about Jaeger)

Just shoot for that cup, if it feels right

Then aim it up, if you feel like it

Drink it away, it’ll make it ok, I swear I’ll behave

You wanted control, so you through it

You put on a shot and you made it

You say I’m a kid, we’re drunk as it is, I don’t give a shit

And it goes like this

Sing around the floor and I’ll join you

Drink it all right down and I’ll show you

The dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet moooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

There’s no way of controlling you

Blood shot eyes will further prove that

I’ve got sweet moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dances moves on Jaeger

I got sweet mooooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

Baby it’s hard when you feel like

You’ve partied to hard, nothing feels right

But when you’re with me I’ll just make you see, it’s temporary

No, don’t get in that car, cuz you will not

Get very far, you might crash it

You wanna steer, but I’m shifting gears, I’ll park it right here

And it goes like this

Sing around the floor and I’ll join you

Drink it all right down and I’ll show you

The dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet moooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

There’s no way of controlling you

Blood shot eyes will further prove that

I’ve got sweet moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dances moves on Jaeger

I got sweet mooooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

You wanna know how to make me smile

Take a sip, give it to me for a while

But if I share drinks yes, you’re gonna have to keep it

Nobody else can drink this

So watch and learn, can’t show you twice

Plug your nose, ooooo baby chug it right

But if I share drinks yes, you’re gonna have to keep it

Nobody else can drink this

And it goes like this

Sing around the floor and I’ll join you

Drink it all right down and I’ll show you

The dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dance moves on Jaeger

I got sweet moooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

There’s no way of controlling you

Blood shot eyes will further prove that

I’ve got sweet moves on Jaeger

I got sweet dances moves on Jaeger

I got sweet mooooooooooooooooves on Jaeger

Norma Jean (Billie Jean, but about Marilyn Monroe)

She was truly a beauty queen in the movie scene

She seemed so nice, but deep down she was one

Who would sooner or later be gone.

Yes deep down she was one,

Who would sooner or later be gone.

Her birth name was Norma Jean, and she MADE those scenes

Yes every man dreamed, but deep down she was one

Who would sooner or later be gone.

People always told her, be careful what you do

Don’t go around breaking grown men’s hearts.

And people started worrying that she would push to far.

She wasn’t careful, yes it’s true, because the fame became her doom

Norma Jean was a true treasure

She was just a girl, who couldn’t handle it all

And that lead to her downfall

She couldn’t handle it all, and that lead to her downfall

For many days and for many nights, she was in lime lights

But who can stand all of hollywoods schemes and plans

She would sooner or later be gone

So take this strong advice,

In Hollywood always think twice

She played too loosely with her body, her immunity

Too many men took advantage and claimed “she is mine”

She would sooner or later be gone

People always told her, be careful what you do

Don’t go around breaking grown men’s hearts.

She didn’t much mind and continued to pursue

The life of fame was cruel she didn’t last very long its true

Norma Jean was a true treasure

She was just a girl, who couldn’t handle it all

And that lead to her downfall

She couldn’t handle it all, and that lead to her downfall